yeah i’m going to bed
and then leaving tumblr again
catch you guys around
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Got a sample Olay tube at the doctor’s office
Thought it was lotion
It was body wash. My leg is now smothered in congealed foul smelling body wash hollaa
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The benefits of having Easter at your house, is that everyone brings food.
All aboard the cheesecake express
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So today I was doing my term paper today at Panera freaking Bread.
And the wifi wasn’t working and I lost 2 of my source cards.
So whatever, it was okay, because I had cheddar/broccoli soup and salad and such. And that was delicious.
BUT THEN
The understudies of the Sex and the City cast sits down right next to me, although I am swimming in index cards and folders and papers and the restaurant is as empty as nuts, and start talking loudly about their nicotine addiction and skittles and their weight and skittles again and their husbands.
I just…was bombarded with nonsense. I think I listened to my Steely Dan album on full volume like three times.
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I almost thought this was me for a moment
Then realized I don’t pose naked in waterfalls, have cute undies or pink hair
Or have sex appeal
Or that body
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--- 1 month ago --- 2 notes ---Sheldon Lee Cooper,
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B.S., M.S., M.A., Ph.D., Sc.D.
Born - 1980
Fictional character from television series “The Big Bang Theory”
Actor - Jim Parsons
Gregory House,
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M.D.
Born - 1959
Fictional character from television series “House”
Actor - Huge Laurie
